One day Satan and Jesus
were having a conversation.
Satan had just departed from the
Garden of Eden, and he was gloating
and boasting.
"Yes, sir, I just caught a World full
of people down there. I set them a trap
and used a little bait. I knew they
couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"
"What are you going to do with them?"
Jesus asked.
Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have
fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry
and divorce each other, how to hate
and abuse each other, how to drink and
smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them
how to invent guns and bombs and kill
each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"
"And what will you do when you get
done with them?" Jesus asked.
"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared
proudly.
"How much do you want for them?" Jesus
asked
"Oh, you don't want those people. They
ain't no good. See, you'll take them
and they'll just hate you. They'll
spit on you, curse you then kill you.
You don't want those people!!"
"How much?" He asked again.
Satan looked at Jesus and
sneered, "All your blood, tears, and
your life."
Jesus said without hesitation, "DONE!"
Then He paid the price.
- Isn't it funny how simple it is for
people to trash God and then wonder
why the World's going to Hell?
- Isn't it funny how someone can
say "I believe in God" but still
follow Satan?
- Isn't it funny how you can repost a
thousand jokes through bulletins and
they spread like wildfire, but when
you start sending bulletins regarding
the Lord, people think twice about
sharing?
- Isn't it funny how I can be more
worried about what other people think
of me than what God thinks of me.
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